I am all about the cheese. Seriously, folks, I love cheese. I crave cheese like a junkie craves heroin.
Of all the things about my restricted diet that I hate, having to cut down on my cheese intake is the one that hurts the most.
Don’t even think about letting me near one of those cheese stores that sells all of the various types of cheese. You know, those ones that have the little sample cartons next to each kind of cheese? We’re talking Pamela heaven here.
Why?! Why in God’s name?!? I shout it to the heavens, does cheese have to be so [ ... ]
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07
May 2008
I am all about the cheese. Seriously, folks, I love cheese. I crave cheese like a junkie craves heroin.
Of all the things about my restricted diet that I hate, having to cut down on my cheese intake is the one that hurts the most.
Don’t even think about letting me near one of those cheese stores that sells all of the various types of cheese. You know, those ones that have the little sample cartons next to each kind of cheese? We’re talking Pamela heaven here.
Why?! Why in God’s name?!? I shout it to the heavens, does cheese have to be so [ ... ]
Category: Food
Tags: borden, cheddar, cheese, fat-free, I want someone to eat cheese with, Kraft, reduced fat, sarah silverman, sharp cheddar 2 Comments
07
May 2008
When telling you about my walk around the park on Sunday, I forgot to tell you a couple of things that I saw!
The first (and best) was a man riding a unicycle! I kid you not! It was great. I don’t know how he was doing it, but it looks like a great ab workout.
The second was this one bench. Every time I passed by, there was someone different sitting on it. On my final lap, a man was sitting there with his girlfriend (at least I assume it was his girlfriend since she had her head in his lap). [ ... ]
07
May 2008
It’s been almost a year since I let Leslie Sansone out of her box. I think she wanted revenge. She succeeded in her mission and sufficiently kicked my ass.
My new friend, Carlos, set the bar really high exercise-wise this week. Without even realizing it, he issued a challenge. And again, without him realizing it, I took him up on it! After having a rough night, he still got out there and exercised. I could think of no reason (none that would sound good to anyone other than my own warped mind anyway) why I couldn’t work out tonight.
Because I work [ ... ]
