I’ve seen this poem many times before, but it seemed especially appropriate since I only lost 0.9 pounds this week. The author is unknown.
Hello, do you know me?
If you don’t, you should.
I’m a pound of fat,
And I’m the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It’s because no one ever wants to lose me.
I’m only one pound, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds,
five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly,
so that you never seem to [ ... ]
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22
Jul 2008
I’ve seen this poem many times before, but it seemed especially appropriate since I only lost 0.9 pounds this week. The author is unknown.
Hello, do you know me?
If you don’t, you should.
I’m a pound of fat,
And I’m the happiest pound of fat that you would ever want to meet.
Want to know why?
It’s because no one ever wants to lose me.
I’m only one pound, just a pound!
Everyone wants to lose three pounds,
five pounds, or fifteen pounds, but never only one.
So I just stick around and happily keep you fat.
Then I add to myself, ever so slyly,
so that you never seem to [ ... ]
Category: Books / Movies / Entertainment
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22
Jul 2008
Can we all please take a vote and agree that July is going to be the crappiest month this year and it’s only going to get better after this?? Please?
I’m having a truly sucky day. Mostly just one of those days where every damn thing that could go wrong has gone wrong. Not the least of which is that I had my oil changed on Saturday (finally) and now it’s leaking something where it most definitely wasn’t before. So now I get to go in tomorrow and get that checked out. I so want to get back to my old [ ... ]
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