Weigh-in…or welcome to the latest edition of how to gain 10 pounds in one week. Seriously. Okay, it wasn’t really 10 pounds. Just 8.2 pounds. I kid you not. I actually gained 8.2 pounds this week. I think that deserves some kind of prize or award or something. So here’s my recipe on how to do it (you know, just in case you ever go insane and want to try it for yourself):
Don’t track anything;
Eat out for every single meal; and
Eat lots and lots of snacks and candy.
It’s that simple. Really.
I think I ate worse this past week than I [ ... ]
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Sep 2008
Weigh-in…or welcome to the latest edition of how to gain 10 pounds in one week. Seriously. Okay, it wasn’t really 10 pounds. Just 8.2 pounds. I kid you not. I actually gained 8.2 pounds this week. I think that deserves some kind of prize or award or something. So here’s my recipe on how to do it (you know, just in case you ever go insane and want to try it for yourself):
Don’t track anything;
Eat out for every single meal; and
Eat lots and lots of snacks and candy.
It’s that simple. Really.
I think I ate worse this past week than I [ ... ]
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