Okay, guys, I’m in a bad, bad place tonight.
It was a rough, rough day. It started off when I remembered two of my dreams. In the first, my brother was alive again and it was like he had never died. In the second, he was dead again and we were in a trial trying to figure out what had happened to him. I remember sobbing in the dream. Of course, when I woke up, I didn’t realize that I would spend most of the rest of the day on the verge of tears.
Then I think my mom was trying to pick a fight with me. But, of course, if you listen to her, it’s always my fault. And then it was just a bad, bad, BAD night at work.
There’s more, but I’ll just leave it at those comments, because anything more would just be whining.
I did have one (that I know of) good thing happen to me. I actually had a 2.2 pound loss at my weigh-in today! And that’s even with having ordered Domino’s on Sunday night. So that was the high of my day. Unfortunately, that was 20 min. after waking up.
So I could use a laugh. Or just a smile, even. So if you know of a joke, please share it! It can be anything that made you grin, giggle, or guffaw. I don’t care if it’s a joke, a riddle, a limerick, something that happened in your life, or even a knock-knock joke. Please share it! You can either post it here as a comment, or send it via the “Contact Me” link above. In advance, I am eternally grateful.
maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
I get paralyzed when people need a joke or a giggle.
uh
may I just offer a shoulder to lean on?
no?
ok, a man walks into a bar…
Well, you certainly succeeded in making me smile!
) A shoulder to lean on is always welcome!
I am the Unfunny. I hope you are feeling better.
Oh dear! If I had any jokes on the tip of my tongue, your pain would have driven them right off. I am so sorry, and wish there were something I could do other than offer my sympathy and support.
Okay, here’s one my 8 year old made up.
What do they sing at Christmas time in the stores?
Deck the malls with boughs of holly.
Sorry that was lame, but it was all I could think of!
Joke-of-the-day
http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/
I hope your week gets better!
Laugh at the unsexed bunny.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny
A rabbi, priest and a minister walked into a bar, and the bartender said….
“What is this, some kind of joke.”
I told this at my Toastmasters group last year and they loved it. Still makes me laugh and I hope it makes you laugh too.
A cat goes to Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, ‘You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.’
The cats says, ‘Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.’ God says, ‘Say no more.’ And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.
The mice said, ‘All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.’ God says, ‘Say no more.’ And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,
‘How are you doing? Are you happy here?’
The cat yawns and stretches and says, ‘Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!