Comments on: Calling for all Grins, Giggles, and Guffaws http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/ Learning To Live After Losing A Person Thu, 26 Jan 2012 20:35:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Diana http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11395 Diana Fri, 04 Sep 2009 06:14:42 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11395 I told this at my Toastmasters group last year and they loved it. Still makes me laugh and I hope it makes you laugh too. :) A cat goes to Heaven A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, 'You've been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.' The cats says, 'Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat. The mice said, 'All our lives we've had to run. We've been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn't have to run anymore.' God says, 'Say no more.' And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates. About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks, 'How are you doing? Are you happy here?' The cat yawns and stretches and says, 'Oh, I've never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you've been sending over are the best! I told this at my Toastmasters group last year and they loved it. Still makes me laugh and I hope it makes you laugh too. :)

A cat goes to Heaven
A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, ‘You’ve been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.’

The cats says, ‘Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.’ God says, ‘Say no more.’ And instantly, a fluffy pillow appears. A few days later, 6 mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to Heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer that He made the cat.

The mice said, ‘All our lives we’ve had to run. We’ve been chased by cats, dogs and even women with brooms. If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore.’ God says, ‘Say no more.’ And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.

About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing. The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow. God gently wakes him and asks,

‘How are you doing? Are you happy here?’

The cat yawns and stretches and says, ‘Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life. And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!

]]> By: theantijared http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11362 theantijared Thu, 03 Sep 2009 02:19:02 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11362 A rabbi, priest and a minister walked into a bar, and the bartender said.... "What is this, some kind of joke." A rabbi, priest and a minister walked into a bar, and the bartender said….

“What is this, some kind of joke.”

]]> By: Riley http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11352 Riley Wed, 02 Sep 2009 18:37:44 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11352 Laugh at the unsexed bunny. http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny Laugh at the unsexed bunny.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny

]]> By: Mechelle http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11345 Mechelle Wed, 02 Sep 2009 14:41:29 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11345 Joke-of-the-day http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/ I hope your week gets better! Joke-of-the-day

http://www.joke-of-the-day.com/

I hope your week gets better!

]]> By: Diane, Fit to the Finish http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11339 Diane, Fit to the Finish Wed, 02 Sep 2009 12:03:29 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11339 Okay, here's one my 8 year old made up. What do they sing at Christmas time in the stores? Deck the malls with boughs of holly. Sorry that was lame, but it was all I could think of! Okay, here’s one my 8 year old made up.

What do they sing at Christmas time in the stores?

Deck the malls with boughs of holly.

Sorry that was lame, but it was all I could think of!

]]> By: Beth http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11338 Beth Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:21:51 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11338 Oh dear! If I had any jokes on the tip of my tongue, your pain would have driven them right off. I am so sorry, and wish there were something I could do other than offer my sympathy and support. Oh dear! If I had any jokes on the tip of my tongue, your pain would have driven them right off. I am so sorry, and wish there were something I could do other than offer my sympathy and support.

]]> By: Roxie http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11337 Roxie Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:20:47 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11337 I am the Unfunny. I hope you are feeling better. I am the Unfunny. I hope you are feeling better.

]]> By: Pamela http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11336 Pamela Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:53:01 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11336 Well, you certainly succeeded in making me smile! :o) A shoulder to lean on is <i>always</i> welcome! Well, you certainly succeeded in making me smile! :o ) A shoulder to lean on is always welcome!

]]> By: MizFit http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/2009/09/02/calling-for-all-grins-giggles-and-guffaws/comment-page-1/#comment-11335 MizFit Wed, 02 Sep 2009 10:24:52 +0000 http://www.uncoveringpamela.com/blog/?p=1083#comment-11335 maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan. I get paralyzed when people need a joke or a giggle. uh may I just offer a shoulder to lean on? no? ok, a man walks into a bar... maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.
I get paralyzed when people need a joke or a giggle.

uh

may I just offer a shoulder to lean on?

no?

ok, a man walks into a bar…

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