I am all about the cheese. Seriously, folks, I love cheese. I crave cheese like a junkie craves heroin.
Of all the things about my restricted diet that I hate, having to cut down on my cheese intake is the one that hurts the most.
Don’t even think about letting me near one of those cheese stores that sells all of the various types of cheese. You know, those ones that have the little sample cartons next to each kind of cheese? We’re talking Pamela heaven here.
Why?! Why in God’s name?!? I shout it to the heavens, does cheese have to be so [ ... ]
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07
May 2008
I am all about the cheese. Seriously, folks, I love cheese. I crave cheese like a junkie craves heroin.
Of all the things about my restricted diet that I hate, having to cut down on my cheese intake is the one that hurts the most.
Don’t even think about letting me near one of those cheese stores that sells all of the various types of cheese. You know, those ones that have the little sample cartons next to each kind of cheese? We’re talking Pamela heaven here.
Why?! Why in God’s name?!? I shout it to the heavens, does cheese have to be so [ ... ]
Category: Food
Tags: borden, cheddar, cheese, fat-free, I want someone to eat cheese with, Kraft, reduced fat, sarah silverman, sharp cheddar 2 Comments
